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Monday, March 6th, 2006
2:59 pm - Mister Ducky's Last Hoorah
I got into grad school this weekend which is a real fucking load off. I am going to wait to hear from more schools, but as of now I am relocating next year to LA

seven more years of school: here I come

I am having guy problems as per usual; I just want to get porked

Spring break is this friday holla

(12 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Saturday, February 18th, 2006
1:39 pm - Down with minorities
1. I am fucking hungover like it's my job
2. My parents are moving back to DC in a month
3. I am going to grad school in new york, cali, or boston next year
4. I haven't had an orgasm for a month plus

current mood: apathetic

(2 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Saturday, August 6th, 2005
5:13 am
i am so drunk now
this girl wants my cooter and i am like
"i dont think so"



know what i mean?


outty.

(1 orgasm | perform cunnilingus)

Thursday, August 4th, 2005
5:58 pm
KEEP THE COMEBACK ALIVE PEOPLE

(perform cunnilingus)

9:28 am - RE BORN
Everyone from highschool: start writing in your livejournals again. The time has come for the rebirth of out once beloved livejournals!!!!!!!!!!!

On that note: Kristen is the only one who isn't 21 so we need to get together in Tampa. I am living in new york working for def jam, and will be home in 2 weeks. My parents are going out of town for a week so we should have a fucking reunion.

I lost my virginity!!!!!!

(3 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Thursday, June 9th, 2005
6:50 pm
I am in barcelona and it is awesome
I haven´t kissed any boys (or girls) which is relaxing
Spanky I hope you had an amazing birthday we will celebrate when I come home

I finished my CD in the studio you can listen to two of the songs at: www.myspace.com/paloma

Adios

(3 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
6:42 pm - a pony named dog
YOYO
So my band is playing their first show this saturday in morristown
for those of you in the tri state area you should fucking come out
We are called hollywood kids and it is going to be a kickass show

www.cafearabicanj.com

78 Speedwell Ave.
Morristown, NJ

(1 orgasm | perform cunnilingus)

Monday, March 7th, 2005
1:12 am
I ate too much cheese and threw up!!!!

(1 orgasm | perform cunnilingus)

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
5:31 pm - update attack
Yeah so i havent written in this shit for a while

I have been back at school for a week and am taking awesome classes.

I broke up with my boyfriend here when I got back because I wanted to start fresh and not be with a man whore who already has hickies all over his neck.

My last two weeks in florida i ran away from home and lived with spanky in numerous locations (we had a suitcase in her trunk) cause we is ghetto like that. It was a shitload of fun besides the circumstances which made me leave.

Needless to say I have started making contacts in new jersey for shows and shiat so hopefully I wont have to suck more cock than i already have.

That is really it

(3 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Thursday, December 30th, 2004
2:23 am - Dick Cheney is kind of hot
So seriously what the fuck
I am in new mexico for new years with my fucking family?

come on god that shit is not cool

(2 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
1:47 pm - A Pony Named Satan
Matt Long, Where are you? I am your fucking secret santa!!!

Last night I got drunk off of two keystones and slept with a hot girl.

Tonight I hope to do the same.

(5 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
1:45 pm - I love the cock
Now that I am having orgasms daily, I am a much nicer girl.

(1 orgasm | perform cunnilingus)

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
7:44 pm - Knee Grow
Soooo I went into the city today because I had an interview with MTV/VH1 for an internship and I GOT HIRED. I have been applying and interviewing there for fucking 2 years and I finally got it. I am going to be miking up rockstars and meeting people and getting my foor in the door and give them my demo.


CORPORATE AMERICA

so i will be going 2 days a week 9-5. My first day gwenyth paltrow will be there yo!

Janey pie and i got coffee and caught up a little. Breath of fresh air let me tell you.

i have been masturbating way too much.

(14 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Monday, August 16th, 2004
7:56 pm - You Smell Like a Robot!
Why don't girls just fucking admit they masturbate man?

Stevie Wonder
Batman
Ponies
Samantha
Prince
Democrats
Cock

Which one doesn't belong?

THE ANSWER IS SAMANTHA!

(perform cunnilingus)

Friday, August 6th, 2004
4:40 pm - things that need to be told
Sara it was great seeing you last night. Lauren is awesome props to you. I wont tell her how slutty you are.

Tommorow is the Virgin Islands. Kristen should not be going because she is not a virgin like myself.

I played another show last night with like 10 songs. Good fucking times. This morning I had to go up to the bartender and be like "Hey I got too drunk and forgot to pay my tab" and all the 80 year old alcoholics at the bar had a good laugh.

Sam says I am not allowed to fall in love
I say Sam isn't allowed to have a soulmate

I have been having this awesome dream that is Billy Madison style. In it I pee my pants and feel embarassed but then everyone is like "Paloma that is so awesome that you peed your pants" and I smile and let the other half out.

On that note I will leave you. Kristen and I may get in an accident and pass on, maybe we will become mermaids, maybe I will eat Kristen and give up vegetarianism 4eva, or maybe we will be home on Saturday... maybe

(2 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Thursday, July 22nd, 2004
1:36 pm
Mariana my Brazilian is here
It makes me gay and I don't mean queer
My parents are going out of town
I'm having a keg every night, I aint messin around
I have to go to work and the doctor everyday
I wake up early and don't get paid
I am legally blind so I can't drive my car
So I stay home and play my new electric guitar
This summer I have made out with over 15 boys
Don't call me a slut, I don't play with their toys

I am getting eye surgery numba 2 august third

Dear Summer,
you TOTALLY BLOW MY ASSHOLE SO HARD.

love,
Paloma

P.S. consider suicide

(5 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

Thursday, July 8th, 2004
5:27 pm - WERD
Kristen and I are now working for Betty Castor who is running for US senate this year. She is an awesome lady (used to be Attorney General of Education and President of USF), so everyone should vote for her. Yes she is a democrat.

My birthday is a week from today. I want to have a costume party and dress like a bum (dirt on the face, chardonnay in a paper bag, etc.)

Al Green is so sick
I am bored of being a TEENAGER
I miss getting laid

I have a crush on a boy which is awesome... sigh

(1 orgasm | perform cunnilingus)

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
5:19 pm - whoop
last night was crazy. kler chase and i played open mike night on DI and tore it up. Ashley and Kristen were my sober friends (which I truly find ironic), and I made 30 year olds fight eachother.

Sam and I ended up walking home at 6:00 in the morning. We finally got a cab after realizing that it was going to take more than "20 minutes" to walk home (we had been walking for over an hour). My dad was leaving for work when we got in and was less than pleased to see us arriving drunk as the sun rose.

Also someone stole my cell phone. I don't appreciate that.

(perform cunnilingus)

Friday, July 2nd, 2004
2:49 pm - KLER
TOMMOROW 9pm-6am

KLER'S 20th BIRTHDAY PARTY LUAU
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BRING YOUR BATHING SUITS AND LIVERS

-keg
-pool (NOT as in billards)
-chairs

Liz's house. Be There.
(sloan isn't invited)

(perform cunnilingus)

Sunday, June 20th, 2004
11:33 pm - Some Facts:
1. Sharks eat manatees when they are really hungry (yes I was surprise to hear it too!)

2. Stevie wonder comes out with a new album in july!! (he made it for my birthday)

3. Last night never happened.

4. I saw my lil brother win state championships in fencing this weekend

5. I ate liz's pita

6. My mom wouldn't stop at a gas station to let me pee today on our way home and I started fake crying with Damien. She believed me and even bought me a bag of sunflower seeds. I cried: "mom please don't be the cause of a urinary tract infection. mom please!"

current mood: urinary

(2 orgasms | perform cunnilingus)

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